So, I've been thinking about what to write in this journal. I mean, what could I possibly want to tell all these random people that I don't know?
Then, poof. Epiphany. I can just make stuff up! So today, I was out painting in the jungle, among the furry horned beasties, had my hair styled by an eccentric European artist, made my clones do my chores, glued my ears back on after a little blond elephant talked them off, and made three square meals for the Queen and her children. The. End.